UNNECESSARY ARTEFACTS

Until you have… …          As a Reenactor, You have no need for…

…Leather Turnshoes …        Bone Iceskates

…Period Tunic …           Slave Manacles

…Utility Seax …           Lute

…Ceramic Cup …           Drinking Horns

…Bowl …              Metal Trencher

…Belt or Sash …           Uhtred Sword

But you *never* want…

Spectacles

Cigarettes or cigars or smoking pipe

Sneakers, Harley boots, thigh-high boots or welted boots in general

A WWF belt that is eighteen inches wide; in fact,any belt wider than an inch and preferable half that

A fork

A horned or winged helmet

A pauldron

A fur cloak, cowl or breech clout

What accessories do you commonly see at events or sold by “thenty” sutlers that are especially aggravating if you have any sense of real reenacting is?